OTHER SATIRE

In addition to contributing to The Onion and ClickHole, my writing has been featured in humor publications like The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more.

the new yorker

I’m 130 Years Old—Here’s What I Wish I’d Known When I Was 110 (January 2025)

Six Eerie Predictions That Early Sci-Fi Authors Got Completely Wrong (June 2024)

19 Incredible Facts About The Giant Squid (March 2022)

Evolutionary Missteps: A Selection of Unnatural Selections (October 2021)

The Most Misquoted Movie Lines Of All Time (December 2020)

The Wonderful World of Probability (August 2020)

Recent Headlines From Hang Gliding Daily Magazine (May 2020)

Meditations On The Nature Of Beauty (December 2019)

mcsweeney’s

The Book Of Job, Revisited (April 2022)

The Art Of Conversation For Eloquent Sophisticates (January 2021)

The Best Mount Everest Pranks Of All Time (August 2020)

How To Remember The Alphabet (July 2020)

CNN Fact Checker Daniel Dale Goes To The Grocery Store (March 2020)

I Get That This One Is Newer But That Doesn’t Mean We Have To Call Mine “The Old Testament” (September 2019)

You Are Now Browsing In Incognito Mode (June 2019)

Sorry Kid, But The Amount Of Cute Animal Posts I’ve Mainlined Has Numbed Me To Even The Most Adorable Content (April 2019)

Seen On A Telephone Pole In Your Neighborhood (August 2018) - Selected For Anthology eBook “Keep Scrollin’ Don’t Stop: More Favorites From McSweeney’s Internet Tendency”

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And So Alexander The Great Wept (June 2021)